Archive August 2009

Sunday Breakfast, 08/30/09


Eggs Benedict.  And yes, I made the hollandaise sauce from scratch. 


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It was freaking fantastic, even if I do say so myself. (Steve said so too..) The hollandaise sauce recipe is from Alton Brown, host of Good Eats on Food Network

Ingredients

  • egg yolks
  • 1 teapsoon water
  • 1/4 teaspoon sugar
  • 12 tablespoons (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter, chilled and cut into small pieces
  • 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
  • 2 teaspoons freshly squeezed lemon juice
  • 1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper

Directions

Pour 1-inch of water into a large saucepan; over medium heat, bring to a simmer. Once simmering, reduce the heat to low.

Place egg yolks and 1 teaspoon water in a medium mixing bowl and whisk until mixture lightens in color, approximately 1 to 2 minutes. Add the sugar and whisk for another 30 seconds.

Place the mixture over the simmering water and whisk constantly for 3 to 5 minutes, or until there is a clear line that is drawn in the mixture when you pull your whisk through, or the mixture coats the back of a spoon.

Remove the bowl from over the pan and gradually add the butter, 1 piece at a time, and whisk until all of the butter is incorporated. Place the bowl back over the simmering water occasionally so that it will be warm enough the melt the butter. Add the salt, lemon juice, and cayenne pepper. Serve immediately or hold in a thermos to keep warm.

The Sauce turned out perfectly, and putting it in a thermos was a great idea.  I was able to poach the eggs (something else I had never done before) and cook the canadian bacon without worrying about the sauce going bad in the process. This is something I will definitely be making again.

 Just as long as we have enough Lipitor.

OK, Have People REALLY Become this Lazy? 

From the "Lazy Human Lump Appliance Development Department", I give you: 


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The Waring ELECTRIC Martini Shaker. 

Yes, it's an electric appliance that shakes your martini for you. 

Seriously, how fucking lazy do you have to be to use one of these? I can see owning one if you've had a stoke and don't have a trophy wife to do the shaking for you, but really....


I think this just joined the electric can opener on my list of most useless appliances EVAH! 

Updates:  August 26, 2009

Good news at our house! 

Steve had his 12 week follow up with the orthopedic surgeon today, and was given the go ahead for full weight bearing on his right leg (The one that was broken in the car accident 3 months ago. He's eager to start driving again, having purchased his new KIA Soul last weekend.  He'll be working with the physical terrorist therapist for a few more weeks to get used to walking again, and strengthening his leg. 

The weather is starting to cool off, and there's a tinge of autumn in the air.  Fall is my favorite season of the year, and I'm looking forward to cooler weather and the changing leaves. Hopefully, we'll get to take the trip to the Fiesta Ware outlet that we were going to take before the accident in May. And of course, we haven't visited IKEA in a few months either. I'm starting to have withdrawal symptoms. 

This is also the time of year that I start getting the urge to  do more cooking. I'll be posting some of my adventures in the kitchen here on the blog, along with the recipes for the things I cook. This weekend, I'm planning on making Eggs Benedict for breakfast, and Chicken Piccata for dinner. Check back Sunday evening for an update. 

Seriously?


I'd think this would be more of a one or two page pamphlet....

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Glenn Beck has to be one of the biggest assholes in the universe. 

And the fact that he tries he to put his semi treasonous bullshit on the same level as Thomas Paine's Common Sense is seriously delusional on his part. 


BURP! 

In todays "Creepy Toy Find" segment, I give you this little gem Steve and I found at a local craft store a few weeks back. This cuddly little polar bear cub sure was hungry! 


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He seems to have eaten another polar bear, a walrus, a manatee (must have been one of the rare arctic manatees) , and an emperor penguin.  

Best Bike Ever!


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For added goodness, check out the tread of the tires! 

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