From the "Lazy Human Lump Appliance Development Department", I give you:
The Waring ELECTRIC Martini Shaker.
Yes, it's an electric appliance that shakes your martini for you.
Seriously, how fucking lazy do you have to be to use one of these? I can see owning one if you've had a stoke and don't have a trophy wife to do the shaking for you, but really....
I think this just joined the electric can opener on my list of most useless appliances EVAH!